February 2012
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Let's say you have a roommate.
shlabam:
You’re friends with this roommate. He’s a cool guy. He’s such a cool guy, that one day, he buys a vacuum cleaner for your place.
It’s a very functional vacuum cleaner. It gets the job done. You and your housemates love it. And it was a really cool thing for your roommate to do, to buy this vacuum cleaner for the house to use. Everyone uses it regularly for years.
Then, one day, you...
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haveagreatfrackingday replied to your post: I’m Facebook friends with the last couple Saudi…
You told them it was a space filler?
Hahaha. No. That was my imagined conversation from when they first heard somebody use it, and why they’re so comfortable using it all the time. Not like it’s the worst thing ever, but if I was learning a different language in a different...
Guess what’s still disgusting? Cough syrup! Surpriiiiiiiiise! But I’m thankful that it exists. And that I have people in my life who seem to like me enough to put up with me when I’m a whiny lil sick-o and buy it for me. Also, raspberry sorbet. Canigetanamen? Can I get one?
wellalright:
i think i have this problem where when i see a girl i think is attractive my brain jumps several steps.
“oh she’s cute, but would she make me choose between her and my dreams?”
I’m Facebook friends with the last couple Saudi guys that have lived with my family, and they throw around “fuck” a looot on their statuses. It’s awkward, mostly because they’re otherwise so seemingly innocent, and I get the feeling that they don’t really know what it means.
“Oh, what does that word mean, friend?” “Aaaah, it’s a space...
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things that hurt
eyes
head
throat
all of the muscles
the place on my lower lip that I bit really hard last night
my lower right wisdom tooth. it’s coming in and it’s giving me hell.
this weird cold sore thing that I’m pretty sure I got from my mom
cramps
DO I WIN SOMETHING?? :D :D :D
quit yer leering.
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wellalright:
nothing like sitting in a circle of people discussing fiction with the runniest nose in the world and zero tissues for three straight hours to strip you of all dignity and remind you that no matter how smart or interesting you are you’ll always just be this weird bag of organs secreting infinite amounts of fluid from every orifice on your dumb gross body.
wellalright:
the worst part of being sick, but still going around and trying to blend in with regular members of society is not being able to tell people you’re sick. because all you want to do is be like, “haha i feel like shit! this is death, i’m dying. i’m dead.” but you can’t because they’ll think you’ll get them sick and people get all touchy about that. but then how did i get sick, huh?...
I’m sick again, and I am FED THE FUCK UP WITH IT. I swear I’ve been sick since Christmas.
Is it childish that seeing somebody play “TAINT” in Words With Friends makes me bark-laugh? :/
My boss at my tutoring job keeps asking me...
Her: Wanna attend an online conference today?
Me: *snorts*
Her: ...
Me: ...
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I’ve never been one of those girls who dreams about her wedding day. It confuses me to see that that they exist. This girl I’m friends with on Facebook is letting it broadcast her Pinterest stuff, and one of her areas (I dunno what they’re called) is labeled, “for whenever I tie the knot”. She has three huge diamond rings on there. Dumb. I don’t know. Just, why?...